how can u be prego again
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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