My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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