If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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