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i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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