Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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