HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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