At least make sure they are 18
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There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Everyone says I win the strip club
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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