so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
