it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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