Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she looked like the before picture.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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