Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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