There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Randomize