I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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