okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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