whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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