no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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