I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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