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Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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