So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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