I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The Olympian is in my bed
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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