fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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