one two three fourrrrnication!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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