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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b

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• (61): View more from Australia

  Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control

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  we are the apple cider girls!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.

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