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  If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

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• (817): View more from Texas

  youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm watching ellen!

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  just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show

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• (845): View more from New York

  So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.

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• (559): View more from California

  I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.

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