Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.