Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

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(905): View more from Toronto

We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.

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(239): View more from Florida

she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems

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(802): View more from Vermont

So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

How was your 8:30 class today?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.

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(613): View more from Ontario

He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"

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(586): View more from Michigan

Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus

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