Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.