I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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