I'm jealous of your bromance
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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