there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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