problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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