end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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