I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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