People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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