If i come over, it means nothing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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