he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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