i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dicks are not precious.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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