Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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