Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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