Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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