U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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