But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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