i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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