I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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