Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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