So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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