Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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