im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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