i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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