hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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