Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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