just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
send nudes
from the living room?
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