I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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