you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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