Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize