Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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