ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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