Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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