I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Randomize
