I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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