I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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