After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
tell me about the eggs
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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