I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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