he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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