My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why do cheetos always look like penises
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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